My Addah

Cute puppies

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cute babies

2008-06-11T06:22:00.001-07:00

Cute babies

2008-06-11T06:01:00.000-07:00

Missing u sms

2008-06-11T05:57:00.000-07:00

3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........

I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP

A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss

Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!

Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU

U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen)

There's no Special reason
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED!
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO

A B C D E F G H I J
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart

earth may stop rotating
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......

If u think i miss u all
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart

When you feel lonely press 945,
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.

Just Wondering..!
Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core !

To forget is heard to do,
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot

I heared some whisper ur
I heared some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

Under the sea, there lays a rock.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'

There are 24 hours in a DayNight
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...

when i close my eyes
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

i miss u very much,
i miss u very much,but i know u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...

Can u keep a secret?
Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...

In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU By PsyCho
143 is numerically saying "I
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u.

Me and U are like Hare
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILE

my eyes miss u
my eyes miss u
my lips kiss u
my heart loves u
my hands need u
my mind calls u
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me

Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me

Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)
Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH" By Waseem
Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday

3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez.
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word "LOVE"

Love sms

2008-06-11T05:49:00.000-07:00

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

sweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

I have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

uv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!

I believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

postman said it was too big !!!!!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too

In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

If I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of

Lonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you

They learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Far away from here, totally i
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

a sweet little rabbit
(_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

If a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !

Ull always be mine 4 now &
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend
Uve won my love now I l
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

Accidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

sardar jokes

2008-06-11T05:41:00.001-07:00

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)

sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN

do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.

ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna

ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.

friendship sms

2008-06-11T05:26:00.000-07:00

☻FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

☻If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

☻Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

☻Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

☻Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

☻A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

☻Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

☻I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

☻It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

☻Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

☻Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

☻Friendship is a sheltering tree.

☻I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

☻A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

☻True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

☻Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

☻I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

☻Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

☻Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

☻The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

☻who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

☻I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

☻All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

☻When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

☻Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

☻My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

☻A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

☻Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

☻He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

☻I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

☻I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

☻Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

☻One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

☻A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

☻If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

☻A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

☻They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

☻When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

☻Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

☻It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

☻In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

☻thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

☻True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

☻FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

☻FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

☻If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

☻FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

☻In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

☻I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

☻Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

☻I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

☻I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

☻EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

☻We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

☻The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

☻If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

☻6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

☻Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

☻A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

☻I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

☻There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

☻Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

☻ If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

☻Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

☻If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

☻Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

☻Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

☻On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!

☻stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

☻Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!

☻Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!

☻The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

☻when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

☻i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

☻Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

☻The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

☻A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

☻A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

☻"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

☻ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

☻A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!

☻Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

☻like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

☻R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

☻God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

☻A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

☻Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

☻Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

☻Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

☻Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

☻Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

☻Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

☻Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

☻This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

☻Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

☻Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

☻Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

☻Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

☻Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

☻If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

☻What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

☻This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

☻Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

nokia tips

2008-06-11T00:56:00.001-07:00

Tips and Tricks for Nokia Phones

If you have a Nokia phone, you probably want to know all the neat things you can do with it. Along with the tips and tricks, I'll also cover some of the known issues with the phone. This should save you having to ask. Note that some of the tips may apply to other Nokia phones than the models listed. These are simply the models on which I know that the tip applies.

Volume Adjustment in Noisy Environments

Applies to: 6190, 6310i

Quite a few Nokia models (beyond the two listed above) have a great feature that makes these phone much more useable in noisy environments (such as crowded shopping malls or while walking down a busy street). When the phone detects that you are in an especially noisy area it boosts the volume of the earpiece by upwards of 5 dB (this value is an educated guess). It doesn't even matter if you already have the phoned cranked up to full volume, as the level will still be boosted.

On recent tests I performed with the 6310i, the extent to which this feature worked was amply demonstrated. I stood on the Mavis bridge over Highway 403 in Mississauga during rush hour, which is a pretty noisy place to be. Just to speak with someone standing next to you, it would be necessary to raise your voice to the point of almost shouting. I then called 611 on Fido to listen to the front-end recordings. As many Fido users know, these recordings are not especially loud, and it is even worse in Mississauga, as that area is served by Nortel equipped sites, which are noticeable fainter than the Ericsson sites still found in many other places in Southern Ontario. Despite all that, the phone boosted the volume high enough that I could hear every word spoken without straining to do so.

Can I Change the Volume with Field Test Mode Activated?

Applies to: 6188, 6185, 6160, 6120

At times it appears impossible to change the earpiece volume during a call if Field Test Mode is activated. Unlike the 6190, none of the other 61xx models have volume controls on the side. They instead rely on the cursor up/down buttons on the main keypad. When in Field Test Mode, pressing the up and down buttons merely moves the phone from one screen to another. However, there is a mechanism in the phone to switch it between adjusting the volume and moving through the Field Test screens.

This screwed me up when it first hit me, but I have now figured out how the mechanism works. If you find you cannot adjust the volume in a call with Field Test Mode activated, then do this: press a key, then press and hold the Clear soft key for a second or two. This will toggle the mode back and forth between volume and moving through screens.

Why does the 6185/6188 Signal Strength Meter Make no Sense?

Applies to: 6188, 6185

There are essentially two things that we can display on a signal strength meter. The first is RSSI, which is short for Received Signal Strength Indicator (or something like that). This is a simple measurement of the signal strength with no consideration given to noise or other problems that may plague the signal. For non-CDMA systems this is probably a reasonable measurement, even though noise does play a roll in diminishing the performance of all phones.

In CDMA however, signal strength alone does not necessarily tell us how good the call will be. How many of you have had poor audio using a CDMA phone when it shows a 2 or 3 bar signal? In this case the strong signal did not translate into good audio. Most companies choose to display the more traditional RSSI on their phones, since they obviously believe it makes more sense to the end user.

The second thing we can measure is the Carrier-to-Interference Ratio (or Ec/Io). This measurement essentially ignores the overall strength of the signal and instead concentrates on how much better the desired signal is to the noise that conspires to interfere with it. Nokia chose to use this method for its 61xx CDMA models.

With this in mind, it is therefore possible to observe a low meter reading in an area where you know the signal is strong, and get a high reading in an area where the signal is weak. This doesn't completely explain the weird behavior of the 6185/6188 meter, but I have a possible explanation for the sudden drops to no bars that it makes. When the 6185 changes to a different PN Offset at idle it drops the meter to zero until it can establish the new Ec/Io. I think Nokia will likely "fix" this in the future, while having the meter retain its old reading until the new one can be calculated. This won't give users heart attacks by making them think the signal has disappeared.

So is the use Ec/Io a good idea then? In my opinion: yes and no. The information it provides is far more relevant to the type of call you'll end up with than pure RSSI, but it is foreign to most cell phone users. So on one hand it gives us truly useful signal quality measurements, but at the same time it confuses the hell out of us when we see 2-bar readings while standing next to a cell site. It also fluctuates quite a bit over time, even when the phone remains stationary. I don't know if Nokia will change this in future firmware revisions, but much depends upon the public's overall reaction to this "strange" new idea.

Changing the Banner on Your Display

Applies to: 3390, 6190, 5190, 6188, 6185, 6160, 6120, 6310i

You can't change the banner on a GSM model per se, but you can do something even better. Many of Nokia's phones allow you to upload what is called an Operator Logo. This is a 14x72 pixel graphic image that takes the place of the network name of your screen. On phones without IR or Bluetooth, you'll need a data cable and a copy of some appropriate software such as LogoManager. Yes the 6310i can do this too, though I'm not sure why there appears to be any doubt over this.

Unfortunately, Operator Logos do not always work. It's never been completely clear why, but the blame seems to fall on certain SIM cards. Whether this is true or not, you may find that your phone doesn't display the graphic image even after you have followed the instructions to the letter.

The 3390 can receive Operator Logos over-the-air as SMS, and you also set what is known as a Screen Saver. This is a full screen graphic image that appears while your phone is "idling".

Changing the banner on your 6188 and 6185 phone is fairly simple. Do the following:

1) Type *3001#12345#

This will put your phone into programming mode, and you'll be presented with the programming menu.

2) Select "NAM1"

3) Scroll down to "Alpha Tag" and select that

4) Enter a new tag, then press OK

5) Power down the phone and power it back on again

NOTE: This apparently does not work on all of the newest 6188 models with firmware version 441. On some of these phones, there does not appear to be a way to modify the banner. If I find a way to do this, I will certainly pass it along. Your 441 phone may or may not have Alpha Tag menu item.

Changing the banner in the 6160 and 6120 is a little more complicated. I don't own either of these phones, so the following instructions are courtesy of Peter Tsang:

1) Type *3001#12345#

This will put your phone into programming mode, and you'll be presented with the programming menu.

2) Select "NAM1"

3) Select "PSID/RSID"

4) Select "P/RSID 1"

Note: Any of the P/RSIDs will work

5) Select "System Type" and set it to Private

6) Select "PSID/RSID" and set it to 1

7) Select "Connected System ID"

Note: Enter your System ID for Rogers, which is 16401 or 16423. If you don't know yours, ask your local dealer for it.

8) Select "Alpha Tag"

9) Enter a new tag, then press OK

10) Select "Operator Code (SO)" and set it to 2050

11) Select "Country Code" and set it to 302 for Canada. Sorry I don't know the code for the US.

12) Power down the phone and power it back on again

I don't know how much of that actually has to be done to change the tag, but unless I hear otherwise, I will assume that you must do each and every item as outlined.

Storing and Retrieving Phone Book Entries Numerically

Applies to: 6190

Some people just can't seem to get to used to the idea that Nokia phones allow only alphabetic access to the entries in the phone book. These people prefer to store all their phone book entries into a known location, and then to speed dial from that location. The following procedure outlines how you can set up your 6190 phone to work in just that manner.

The first thing you need to know is that the 6190 phone does allow you to randomly access the entries in the phone book. Just enter the location you want and then press the # key. So far so good, but how do you store entries into the locations you want? It may seem impossible, since the phone decides where new entries go. A little lateral thinking however, goes a long way here.

Step 1: Clear all your phone book entries. I know, this is a pain if you already have lots of them entered. However, this is a once-only thing, so you'll never have to perform this step again.

Step 2: Fill the phone with bogus entries, but name them strategically so they tell you where they are stored. I strongly recommend "zz" followed the location. The use of "zz" ensures that the bogus entries appear at the end of your alphabetically sorted names, but ahead of any of your special names beginning with non-alpha characters. You know which location the phone will store the entry, since it puts all new entries into memory from the first location on up. Start with zz1, then zz2, and so on to zz100.

Step 3: Edit the bogus entry at the location you want to use. For example, say you wanted to store Environment Canada's weather recording number at location 93 ("W", "E"). Find the bogus entry called zz93, then edit the name and number appropriately. When you are finished, choose the "Save" option (not the "Save New" option). To dial this phone book entry, press 9, 3, #, TALK.

Repeat step 3 any time you have a new entry to put in your phone book. To delete an entry, just edit it back to the bogus entry for the location.

Another 10 Speed Dial Numbers

Applies to: 6190

I like Nokia's idea of having the speed dial numbers on keys 2 through 8 re-assignable, but that doesn't really give all that many. There must be a way to get some more speed dial numbers that are easily accessible with just a few keystrokes. Further down this document you'll find out how to access your phone book by location (by entering the location number and then pressing the # key). If we could somehow FORCE a particular entry into locations 1 through 9, then we could dial them with just three keystrokes. For example, 1, #, TALK.

The 6190 always stores a new entry at the next available location, so once you have more than 10 entries in your phone book, you know those first 10 are already filled. Here is how you put what you want into any location in the phone that is already occupied. For our example, we will change the contents of location 5.

First recall the existing entry in location 5 by pressing 5#. This will display ONLY the phone number stored in this location. Figure out whose phone number this is, and make a note of it. Now recall that location by name and choose the edit option. Change the name and phone number to what you want stored in location 5. The new information will take the place of the old information in location 5. All that's left to do now is re-enter the phone book entry you have displaced. Do this in the normal way. We can now dial this new entry by simply pressing 5, #, TALK.

You can repeat this procedure for each of the memory locations you wish to "force" to a particular entry.

Meaningful Message Addresses

Applies to: All GSM Phones

As you may already know, voice mail notifications are sent as text messages. These messages are identified as coming from fake phone numbers that are 2- to 4-digits in length. Wouldn't it be nice to have more meaningful address tag for these messages, such as "Voice Mail" or "VM Notify". Well you can, and it's really quite easy.

Nokia phones match message return phone number with entries in your Phone Book. All you have do is create a phone book entry with the phone numbers equivalent to the odd digits that these message come from. When messages arrive from these internal locations, they will be displayed on your "Inbox" list as the names given to the associated Phone Book entry.

This idea also works with other odd addresses sent by the network.

Touch Tones During Conference Calls

Applies to: 6190, 5190, 3390

As you well know, you can send touch tones during a call by either pressing keys on your keypad, or by choosing the Touch Tones options to send from a stored Phone Book entry. During a Conference Call however, you CANNOT send touch tones. This is apparently a security feature of GSM to ensure that you don't unwittingly pass along secure information to other callers in the group.

All is not lost however, since GSM supports the ability to have a private conversation with one of your Conference parties. While in the secure domain of a private chat, you can once again send touch tones.

Easy Long Distance Dialing

Applies to: Most Nokia phones, but not the 6310i for some strange reason

If you're like me, you prefer to store all of your phone book entries without the 1 in front of them. This way you can always know if you are about to make a long distance call or not. The problem is, when you do want to call long distance it's a pain in the neck to add the 1 to the number. You could either type the number in fresh, or you recall the phone book entry and edit a 1 into the beginning of the number just before you press TALK. There must be an easier way!

Well there is. Locate the menu for editing a Calling Card. Scroll down to one of the two available calling card entries and press Options. Now choose Edit from the list, at which point you will be asked to enter your phone's security code. This will be 12345 if you haven't specifically changed it. You should now see "Dialing Sequence" on the display. Press select and scroll through the various options until you find one that reads:

Prefix
+ phone no.
+ card no.

Press Select again and enter "1" as your Prefix when prompted. Press OK, then enter an asterisk as your card number when prompted. Press OK again twice to save the changes. This should take you back to the "Dialing Sequence" display. Scroll down from that and you'll get to the "Card Name" screen. Press the select button and rename this card to something meaningful, such as "Add One".

Now step back to the Menu that listed your two option calling cards and the "None" selection. Your final step is to select this newly created calling card as your default. Make sure you have the right one selected, the press Options. Now choose the Select option from the result list (you'll have to enter you're phones security code once again). The phone will momentary display "Card Ready for Use".

Okay, now that you have created and selected your calling card feature, how do you use it? Simple, just select a phone number to dial using the same procedures as you have always used. When you press TALK though, hold it for a second or two and the phone will say:

Card Call...

If you look carefully, you'll see that a 1 has been added to the beginning of the phone number. Once the connection is made, the phone's screen will show:

Wait for tone,
then press OK

It says this because the feature we are using is expecting the front-end of a long distance dialing service. You don't' have to worry about this, so just press OK to clear this from the display, and then carry on with your phone call as usual.

Repeat Letters

Applies to: 6190, 5190, 3390, 6188, 6185, 6160, 6120

When entering text messages or phone book names, it may not be obvious how one goes about entering two letters on the same key. Sure, you could wait a couple of seconds for the cursor to return, but this really slows you down. Some people found that pressing the # key twice in a row (thus toggling from upper to lowercase and back again) did the trick. However, you can achieve the same result with just a single key press. Simple press the arrow up or arrow down key, then continue entering your letters. The only gotcha with this approach is that you must press this key before the usual time-out occurs and cursor re-appears.

Note that in the case of the 3390, this assumes you are using standard text entry and not Predictive Text Entry.

Quick Profile Changes

Applies to: Most Nokia Phones

As you already know, you can change profiles by selecting them using the Profiles menu option. You may also know that you press the power button and then select the profile you want from the resulting menu. However, you may not have known that you can select a profile even quicker than that. Just press the power button once, then hit key 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 (or 7 for the 3390). This will select the various profiles immediately. Power-2 is "Normal" and so on up the list. Power-1 turns the phone off instantly (no waiting).

Lots of Dates and Times

Applies to: Most Nokia Phones

As you may already know, the Nokia 61xx stores the last 10 numbers you dialed, the last 10 numbers you received calls from, and the last 10 calls you missed. However, the manual makes no mention of another rather nifty feature: the phone stores the last 5 dates and times for EACH of those 30 call log entries! Try calling your phone a three times in a row and don't bother answering the calls (thus putting these calls in the "Missed Calls" log). Try to space these calls by at least a minute so they will show as being received at different times. Now checked the Missed Calls log. You will find your home phone number in there only ONCE, so how can you tell when your three calls came in? Just ask the phone to display the date and time of the call, then press the cursor down (or up) button to scroll through the times it has stored for that number.

The 3390 and 5190 only support one date and time per entry.

Faster Voice Mail Access

Applies to: Most Nokia Phones

To access your voice mail you must dial a special number that is stored in the phone. To make life easy, Nokia automatically assigns the voice mail phone number to speed dial 1, so you only need to press and hold the 1 key, or press 1, followed by TALK. However, once you get through to your voice mail, you must enter your password and a pound sign manually. There are two ways you can automate this process. First, you can create a phone book entry called "Messages", and assign it to:

4168221123p5555#

where the "5555" is your password. The "p" is entered by pressing the star key three times in quick succession. This tells the Nokia phone to wait until the call is connected, then pause for 2 seconds before sending the remainder of the code as DTMF tones. This approach works great, but it still requires that you assign the "Message" phone book entries to one of your speed dial numbers, or you have to manually look up the number first.

There must be an easier way, and sure enough there is. Keep the "Messages" phone book entry you just created, but got to Menu 1-3-2 to reassign your voice mailbox number. Unlike the Nokia 2190, in which any characters other than valid digits were not allowed, Nokia phones allow you to enter control codes such the letter "p". You can therefore enter the 4168221123p5555# string as your voice mail number. Now when you press the 1 key, you not only dial into the voice mail, you also get your password dialed automatically too. The bonus for having the "Messages" phone book entry is that the phone identifies the voice mail number as belonging to that phone book entry, and it displays "Messages" as the last dialed phone number (instead of 416-822-1123).

Pre-stored Call Forwarding

Applies to: Most Nokia Phones

Although you can activate or de-activate call forwarding from the menu, you may have numbers to which you commonly forward your phone. Since all supported technologies use code sequences that you can type in from your keyboard, it is possible to create phone book entries that perform various types of call forwarding or unforwarding. For a complete list of codes for the 6190, see GSM Features. The codes for the other phones are DIFFERENT from those for the GSM phone. I do not have a list of other forwarding codes. Sorry.

To make these entries easier to find, put an underscore as the first character in their names. This sorts to the end of your phone book (but before those ones that begin with two less-than symbols). Now when you need to select from a group of call forwarding sequences, you need only press the arrow up key on your phone until you find the one your want. Then press TALK.

Funny Red Panel on Top

Applies to: 6190, 6188, 6185, 6160, 6120

You've all noticed that odd red panel at the top of the phone, and you have probably wondered what it's there for. Well, apparently all other versions of the non-North American 61xx series of GSM phones include an infrared port which allow you to talk to other 61xx phones, and to send messages to your computer or printer. Unfortunately, none of the North American phones has this port. I have personally checked, and the hardware just isn't there.

Just to make sure you are clear on this: THERE IS NO INFRARED HARDWARE UNDER THE RED COVER.

What's the Buzz

Applies to: 6190, 5190, and other models to a lesser degree

Many people have noticed that the 6190 and 5190 (and many of the other 61xx and 51xx series of phones sold in Europe) have a faint buzz that can be heard when you use the phone in very quiet environments. This buzz is actually the sound of the transmitted signal interfering with the audio circuits of the phone. The effects will be less noticeable when you are very close to a site, and more noticeable in weak signal areas. This is because the phone transmits with more power when it needs to, but not when it doesn't.

The sound isn't particularly objectionable, but its presence seems to be normal. If your version of the phone creates a buzz that is quite loud, then yours may be faulty. Otherwise don't be too concerned about it.

P.S. This is clearly a hardware problem, so a future firmware update is highly unlike to change anything in-so-much as the buzz is concerned.

The 3390 doesn't seem to suffer from this.

Ring Volume

Applies to: 6190, 6188, 6185, 6160, 6120

Many of your may have already noticed that the level 5 ring volume doesn't always seem to be any louder than level 4. This is because many of the ring tones on the phone use frequencies that the sounder cannot reproduce at high levels. There are however (in the case of the 6190, 6160, and 6120) 5 ring tones that do work properly at level 5, and they are "Mosquito", "City Bird", "Bee", "Chase", and "Etude". In the case of the 6188 and 6185 however, you have 6 tones that work properly at level 5, and they are "Mosquito", "Etude", "Chase", "Robo NIX", "Attraction", and "Polite", If you must use level 5 for any reason, I strongly recommend that you choose one of these rings. They will produce exceptionally loud sounds that can be heard over some of the worst background noise. NOTE: This problem CANNOT be fixed by a firmware upgrade. The only hope of changing this behavior is physically exchange the sounder in your phone with a different one.

mobile softwares

2008-06-11T00:48:00.000-07:00

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Shayaris

2008-06-11T00:09:00.000-07:00

Tum hase to has degi duniya,

Tum lute to bhi, has degi duniya,

Chhod do gam ponchh daalo ye aansoo,

Dekh legi to has degi duniya.

Is bedard zamaane se har gam chupana padta hai

Zakhm hazaaron ho dil pe fir bhi muskurana padta hai.

Dekh kar ye badon ki duniya mere dil ke kone mein.

Ek chota sa bachcha bada hone se darta hai.

Aisa lagta hai ki har imtihaan ko hamara hi pata de diya hai.

Tum se door jaa raha hoon jaane kaise jii paaoonga,

Dil se aawaz dena mujhe , waqt nahi hoon laut aaoonga.

Naam mein kya rakha hai hum to tumhare deewane hain,

In majnuon pe dhyaan mat do ye to jalti shama ke parwaane hain.

Some shayaris that are my favourite ...

Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,

gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum aajao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,

shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai .

Dosti to sirf eak etphak hai,

ye to dilo ki mulaqat hai

dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,

aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.

Matlabi hein yeh duniya yahan kaun kiska hota hai,

Dhokha bhi wahi deta hain jis pe bharosa hota hai.

Har shaam kah jaati hai ek kahani ,

har subah le aati hai ek nahi kahani ,

raaste to badalte hai harrdin lekin ,

manzil raha jati hai wahi puraani .

Aandhi aati hain tufaaan chale jaate hain.

Yaadein rah jaati hain insaan chale jaate hain.

Maayusiyon ki dhool se har naksh hai dhundhala tera.

Maine kabhi Ae zindagi dekha nahin chehra tera.

Tu bhi kabhi mehsoos kar kya hai bikharne ki tadap.

Ek roz bazi yun saje sheesha tera pathar mera.

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hai bahot

par gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi

ek tujhko paakar bahut khush tha main

par saath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi.

Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai

yaad aati hai dil mein bas jati hai

dono mein farak itna hi hai lehar bevaqt aati hai

aur yaad har vaqt aati hai

mohabbat koi phool nahi jo pal bhar me rooth jaye

dosti koi kachcha dhaga nahi jo khichne se toot jaye.

Dua karo her janam mein hum tumse mila kare;

dost na sahi dushman hi hua kare.

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,

tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,

hai meri dosti mein itna dum,

apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon.

khoye-khoye se rahte ho khayal kiska hai,

ye to bata do intezar kiska hai,

humein bhula do par ye naa bhoolo ki,

nai sadak par purana makaan kiska hai.

Aye dost teri dosti us ghadi tadpaaegi,

Jab zindagi kahegi alvida,Aur maut bhi na aayegi.

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhlaya nahi jaata,

Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,

Chahe kitni bhi doori ho dosti main,

Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.

ZINDAGII ROZ NAYE RANG MEIN DHAL JAATI HAI ,

KABHII DUSHMAN TO KABHI DOST NAZAR AATII HAI,

KABHII CHAA JAYE,BARAS JAYE,GHATA BEIMAUSAM ,

KABHII EK BOOND KO BHII ROOH TARAS JAATII HAI

Tum meri armaan ho in hoto ki muskan ho main to ek zinda lash hoon tume meri jaan ho tumne dil ko bohot toda dil ne phie bhi tumme pooja na jane tumme kya hai jo is dil ne tumhe itna chaha shayad tum ek aahasas ho in annkho ka khwaab ho kabhi mujhe naa milne wala us sawalaon ka jawab ho tum samne kabhi aata nahi tum dil se jaate nahi dard itna diya hai dawa kyon dete nahi tum is dil ka karar ho patjkhar ha baahar ho mai kaise tumse keh du ki tum mere kya ho....

dil ne dil ko pukara hai hontho par nam tumhara aya hai dil ki chahat ne pukara hai ankho ke samne chehra tumara ayahai mujhe pata hai ki tum aogi bar bar khyal mann mein aya hai

baar baar laut kar zindagi mein meri mujhe yoon na sataya karo jaanta hoon main ki tum bewafa ho kam se kam in bujhti nigaahoon main pani ke chirag na jalaya karo

Tumhe Gairo se kab fursat hum apne gum se kab khaali phir kab ho milna, na tum
khaali na hum khaali..

tumko jaante nahi, par chaahte hain hum din bhar khojte nahi, par sochte hain hum tumhare dil mein rehte nahi, tumhare hain hum tumko shayad paayene nahi par apnayenge hum

jeevan mein shayad kabhi na mil paao, bas bichad jaaoge tum shayad humare na ban paao, par muskuraoge tum raat andheri hogi, phir-bhi jhilmilaoge tum humein aur koi nahi, bas yaad aaoge tum

Aankho pe aansu o ki lakir ban gayi na jane ye kaisi takdir ban gayi hum ne to pheri thi aise hi ret me ungliya na jane kab tumhari taswir ban gayi

Aankhon ko intezar ka de ke hunar chala gaya, Chaha tha ek shaksh ko jaaney kidhar chala gaya. Din ki vo mehfilein gayee, raaton ke ratjagey gaye, Koii samet kar mere, sham-o-saher chala gaya. Jhonka hai ek bahar ka, rang-e-khayaal-e-yaar bhi, Har soo bikhar bikhar gayee, khushbu jidhar chala gaya. Uske hi dam se dil me aaj, dhoop bhi chandni bhi hai, Deke vo apni yaad ke, shams-o-qamar chala gaya. Kucha-b-kucha dar-b-dar, kab se bhatak raha hai dil, Humko bhula ke raah vo,apni dagar chala gaya.

hazar is dil ko samjhaya udaasi kum nahi hoti ghamon ka saath hai saaya udaasi kum nahi hoti kabhi sub'hon nay bhoole se agar koi khushi de di bahut shaamon nay tarpaya udaasi kum nahi hoti mujhay izhaar ki soorat koi de de mere Maula! agar na lab hoye goya udaasi kum nahi hoti shikasta hi sahi daaman main nunhi si khushi to ho jab aansoo se hon sarmaya udaasi kum nahi hoti mere pehloo main lakhon gham bhi akser soye rehtay hain yeh kaisa saaniha aaya udaasi kum nahi hoti

Tukade tukade din bita, dhajji dhajji raat mili, Jisaka jitana aanchal tha, utani hi saugaat mili. Rimjhim boondon me jahar bhi hai, aur amrit bhi, Aankhen hans di, dil roya� yah achhi barsat mili. Jab chaha dil ko samjhayeen, hansane ki awaz suni, Jaise koi kahata ho, Lo�� phir tumko ye maat mili. Maatein kaisi? Ghaten kya? Chalate rahana aath pahar, Dil-sa sathi jab paya, bechaini bhi saath mili. Hothon tak aate aate, jane kitane roop bhare, Jalati bujhati aankhon me, saada si jo baat mili. -- Tragedy Queen, Late Meena Kumari.

log apne daro deewaar se hoshyaar rahen aaj deewane ka ghar jane ko jee chahe hai dard esa hai keh jee chahe hai zinda rahye zindgi aisi keh mar jaane ko jee chahe hai zindgi men hai woh uljhan keh pareshan hokar zulf ki tarha bikhar jaane ko jee chahe hai qatl karne ki ada bhi haseen qatil bhi haseen na bhi marna ho to mar jaane ko jee chahe hai jee ye chahe hai keh puchoon kabhi un zulfon se kia tumhara bhi sanwar jaane ko jee chahe hai ? rasano daar idhar kakulo rukhsaar udhar dil bata tera kidhar jaane ko jee chahe hai

Unhen Nafrat Huee Saare Jahan Se Nayee Duniya Koi La_ye Kahan Se... Tumhari Baat Lagati Hai Mujhe Teer Nigah Ka Kaam Lete Ho Za_baan Se... Nazar Par Kyun Chada Kar Mujhko Patka Giraya Kyun Zameen Par, Aasma Se... Unhen Jis Baat Se Thi Sa_kth Nafrat Wahi Baat Nikali Zabaan Se...

KE SATH AWAAZ SAMANDER KE SATH SAHIL PHOOL KE SATH KHUSHBOO JISM KE SATH ROOH SHAMAA KE SATH PARWANA KHUSHI KE SATH GHAM

AUR AAP KE SAATH HUM.

hoThon pe muhabbat ke fasaane nahiin aate saahil pe samundar ke Khazaane nahiin aate palaken bhii chamak uThatii hain sote meIn hamaarii aaNkhon ko abhii Khvaab chhupaane nahiin aate dil ujaDii huii ik saraaye kii tarah hai ab log yahaaN raat jagaane nahiin aate uDane do parindon ko abhii shoKh havaa meIn phir lauT ke bachapan ke zamaane nahiin aate is shahar ke baadal terii zulfon kii tarah hain ye aag lagaate hain bujhaane nahiin aate ahabaab bhii Gairon kii adaa siikh gaye hain aate hain magar dil ko dukhaane nahiin aate

Lekar Haseen Shaam Teri Yaad Aagayi Yeh Shaam Tere Naam, Teri Yaad Aa_gayi Har Koi Jaanata Tha Mujhe Teri Naam Se Poocha Kisii Ne Naam, Teri Yaad Aa_gayi Milte Jahan-Jahan, Milkar Judaa Hua Yaad Aaya Woh Makaam, Teri Yaad Aa_gayi Jab Bhi Kisii Ghazal Ne Mohabbat Ke Saaz Par Chedi Ghazal Payam, Teri Yaad Aa_gayi

ek lafz-e-mohabbat hay, shayad yeh himaqat hay. logon ko batain kiya, yeh kiski shararat hay. samjhay koi kash isko, kesi yeh aziyyat hay. hona hi thi yeh ik din, naam isska mohabbat hay. yaadon ka sahara hay, barson ki riyazat hay. na faslay hain ay logon, na darmiyan qurbat hay. aaja ay meri zindagi, mujhay teri zaroorat hay. tanhaai Mussawir ki, sadiyon ki wirasat hay.

Patthar Kaha Gaya Kabhi Sheesha Kaha Gaya Dil Jaisi Ek Cheez Ko Kya-Kya Kaha Gaya Sheron Mein Us Husn Ko Kya-Kya Kaha Gaya Badal Ko Zulf, Phool Ko Chehra Kaha Gaya Soche Toh Yeh Bhi Ek Kafaas Hi Toh Hai Jise Teh_zeeb Ki Zubaan Mein Kamara Kaha Gaya Ek Baat Ekhteyaar Se Bahar Jo Ki Us_se Kis Khubsoorti Se U_se Tamaana Kaha Gaya Hairat Unki Bazm Mein Mohbaat, Nikal 'Zaffar' Mujhse Gunaah-E-Gair Ko Apana Kaha Gaya

OST: Joggers Park Lyrics: Zameer Kazmi Badi Nazuk Hai Yeh Manzil Mohabaat Ka Safar Hai Dhadhak, Ahista Se E-Dil, Mohabaat Ka Safar Hai... Koi Sun Le Na Yeh Kissa Bahut Dar Lagata Hai Magar Darne Se Kya Haasil, Mohabaat Ka Safar Hai... Batana Bhi Nahin Aasaa.n Chupana Bhi Khatin Hai Khudaya Kis Ka_dar Mushkil, Mohabaat Ka Safar Hai... Ujaalen Dil Ke Fehale Hain Chale Aao Na Jaanam Bahut Hi Pyaar Ke Kaabil, Mohabaat Ka Safar Hai...

TUMHAARII AANKHEIN Maikada hain ke mai hain tumhari Aankhain, Kiya kahoon ke kiya shai hain tumhari Aankhain. Kal talaq aankhon se apni ham dekha kiye Chhaai meri aankhon pai hain tumhaari ankhein Kin khayaalon mein jage rahte ho tum raaton mein Niind se bhaarii subah hain tumhari aankhein Is pak mohabbat ko na thukraao Khalish Kyon giilii bina vajhai hain tumharii aankhein

dilbar maiN deewaana tu jeene ka hai bahaana tu aa meri palkoN meiN bas ja choR ye aana jaana tu madhoshi ka aalam hamdam saaki tu paimaana tu aakhoN ka kaajal beh jaaye itna bhi na sataana tu jab doori peecHa na cHoRe khwaab meiN gale lagaana tu main bhi un raahoN se munkar jinse hai begaana tu

Is jahan mein ab ye kisse aam hain Pyar jo karte hain wo badnaam hain . wo khuda manind insan poojta hai, Is tarah ke mujh pe kuchh ilzaam hain. saari duniyan ko wo thokar marta hai jis ke haathon mein sura aur jaam hain. khush hain wo baazi siyasat ki bichha ke jinke patton mein Siya aur Ram hain. kah gaye Rahiman ki pani rakhiye, aajkal Roti ke mahange daam hain

bewafa raste badalte hain, hamsafar sath chalte hain, kiske ansoo chupe hain phoolon main, choomta hu to honth jalte hain, unki ankhon ko gaur se dekha, mandiron main chirag jalte hain, ek deewar,woh bhi sheeshe ki, do badan pas- pas jalte hain, woh sitare,mere sitare hain, jo bhari dhoop main nikalte hain, kanch ke,motiyon ke,ansuon ke, sab khilone ghazal main dhalte hain,

sunate hain ki mil jaatii hai har chiiz duaa se ek roz tumhen maaNg ke dekhenge Khudaa se tum saamane baiThe ho to hai kaif kii baarish vo din bhii the jab aag barasatii thii ghaTaa se ae dil tuu unhen dekh kar kuchh aise taDapanaa aa jaaye haNsii un ko jo baiThe hain Khafaa se duniyaa bhii milii hai Gam-e-duniyaa bhii milaa hai vo kyuuN nahiin milataa jise maaNgaa thaa Khudaa se jab kuchh na milaa haath duaaon ko uThaakar phir haath uThaane hii paDe, hamako duaa se aaiine men vo apanii adaa dekh rahe hain mar jaaye ki jii jaaye koii unakii balaa se

kabhii kitaabon mein phuul rakhanaa kabhii daraKhton pe naam likhanaa hamein bhii hai yaad aaj tak vo nazar se harf-e-salaam likhanaa vo chaand chehare vo bahakii baatein sulagate din the mahakatii raatein vo chhoTe-chhoTe se kaaGazon par muhabbaton ke payaam likhanaa gulaab cheharon se dil lagaanaa vo chupake chupake nazar milaanaa vo aarazuuon ke Khvaab bunanaa vo qissaa-e-naatamaam likhanaa mere nagar kii hasiin fazaao kahiin jo un ke nishaan paao to puuchhanaa ye kahaan base ho kahaan hain un kaa qayaam likhanaa ga_ii ruton mein hamaaraa bas ek hii to ye mashaGalaa thaa kisii ke chehare ko subah kahanaa kisii kii zulfon ko shaam likhanaa

yaad karkay humain bhula dena, beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena. naa cheR dhun koi purani ab, hay tera kaam buss rula dena. aaj phir bebasi ka alam hay, koi hal uss ka bhi suna dena. raat ka hay nasha ya yaad teri, jhoomtay dil ko kuch dua dena. ay afsaana-e-mohabbat aaj, shamma-e-shouq toe jala dena. aay gi yaad teri phir say aaj, yaro hum soain toe jaga dena.

humari sanson mein aaj tak woh, hina ki khushboo mehek rahi hai labon pe nagme machal rahe hain, nazar se masti jhalak rahi hai woh mere nazdeek aate-aate, haya se ek din simat gayi thi humare khwabon mein aaj tak woh, badan ki daali lachak rahi hai sada jo dil se nikal rahi hai woh, sheron-nagmon mein dhal rahi hai ke dil ke aangan mein jaise, gazal ki jhanjhar jhanak rahi hai tadap mere bekarar dil ki, kabhi to unpe asar karegi kabhi to woh bhi jalenge usme, jo aag dil mein dehek rahi hai.

Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ? Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho hain chahney waaley aur buhut par tum mein hai aik baat buhut............. Tum apney apney lagtey ho Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ? Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana yeh kiss uljhan mein rehtey ho....? Kiya baat hai hum se keh daalo Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ? Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho

khatta meeTHa anjaana sa rooTHA saajan begaana sa shahar ki galiyaaN shor bahut par sabh kuCH lagata veeraana sa dard hijar ka mujhe de gayaa eik gazab ka nazraana sa saaki tujh bin ye maikhaana aur paimaana bemaana sa shokh shamaaN ki lo meiN jalneiN aaya pataNga parwaana sa baaloN meiN zardi hai ab bhi main tera deewaana sa

kiya hai pyar jisey humne zindagi ki tarha wo ashna bhi mila humse ajnabi ki tarha badha ke pyaas mere uss nei haath choRh diya wo kar raha tha murawat bhi dillagi ki tarha sitam to yeh hai ke woh bhi na ban saka apna qabool humne kiye jiske gham khushi ki tarha kabhi na socha tha humne uske liye karega humpe sitam wo bhi har kissi ki tarha

Main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta

Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta....

Chahta hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par
Teri soch may apna waqt bekar nahi karta

Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahi mohabbat meri
Isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

Jo kuch mila hai usi mei khush hoon may
Tere liye Khuda se taqraar nahi karta

Par kuch tou baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim
Warna Tahneet tujhe chahne ki galte bar bar nahi karta

muskuraa ke karo humko ruksat sanam, phir se hasne-hasaane chale aayenge
chaar din dekh aayein udhar ka jahaan phir se apne THikaane chale aayenge

hai yeh sach sau sandeson mein bhi vo nahi baat jo hai faqat ek mulaqat mein
kaam kuch din inhii se chalaa lo magar, haal khulke sunaane chale aayenge

apne qisse abhi se sanjote raho, ye na ho ke sunaane ko kuch bhi na ho
hum bhi aayenge jab saath apne kai atpate se fasaane chale aayenge

dil jo bezaar ho, haar hi haar ho, jeet ke door tak bhii na aasaar hon
hum jahaan bhi hon, tum jo pukaro agar, TooTe dil ko manaane chale ayenge

dar jo tumhaare koi aaye to dekhna shakl-o-soorat zaraa gaur se
hai ye mumkin ke hum khoke sab dhoondhne zindagii ke bahaane chale aayenge

samajh sake na ye doorian kyon thiin
jaban pe lafz phir mazboorian kyon thiin

dilon kii baat agarche haqeeqat hoti hai
hamare darmiyan wo khamosheian kyon thiin

bune the hamne bhe kuch reshmii dhaagon ke khwab
hamare hisse me wo kaalii doriyaan kyon thiin

idhar hoton pe azab sii jumbish
udar the kuch raaz dil ke taalon main

samajh sake na sargosheian hawaon kii
hamare hisse me sehra ke aandheian kyon thiin

tumhe gurez merii chand baaton se
mai bhe parwaz ka tha haamil

pahoonch ke meel ke patthar pe sochta hoon suhaib
safar tanha to phir wo doorian kyon thiin

Ab Agar Aao To Janay Ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ehsaan Jatane Ke Liye Mat Aana

Maine Palko Pe Tamannaye Saja Rakhe Hai
Dil Mai Umeed Ki Soo Shame Jala Rakhi Hai
Yeh Hasi Shamme Buzhane Ke Liye Mat Aana

Pyar Ki Aag Me Janjire Phighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walo Ki Takdire Badal Sakti Hai
Tum Ho Bebas Yah Batane Ke Liye Mat Aana

Ab Tum Aana Jo Tumhe Mujhse Mohabat Hai Koi
Mujhse Milne Ki Aagar Tumko Bhi Chahat Hai Koi
Tum Koi Rasam Nibhane Ke Liye Mat Aana

POET: Javed Akhtar

Had-e-bardasht ka imtehaan na lo
Yoon apni berookhi se meri jaan na lo

Jaan jaayenge sab ki tumhi ho mere kaatil
Nigahon se dil liya hai, hothon se mera naam na lo

Bahtaa raha hai teri muhabbat sa hardam rago main
yoon ghoont-ghoont mere surkh lahoo ka jaam na lo

khuda ne banaya hai tujhe meri muhabbat ki khatir
Apne-aap se iske siva koi kaam na lo

kal chaudhwi ki raat thee shab bhar raha charchaa tera

hum bhi wahi mauzood they hum se bhi sub poochha kiye
hum chup rahe hum ha.ns diye manzoor thaa parda tera

kal chaudhwi.........

is shehar main kis se mile hum se to chooti mehfile
har shaks tera naam le har shaks diwana tera..

kal...

kooche ko tere choRh kar jogi hi ban jaoo magar
jungle tere parwat tere basti tera sehra tera..

kal ..

bedard sunni ho to chal kehta hai achhee ghazal
ashiq tera rushwa tera shayar tera Insha tera...

kal...

Poet: Ibn E Insha
Singer: Jagjeet Singh

Har Kadam me teri hi aahat sunai deti hai
Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai
Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua mujhko
ke rat bhar khwabo me ab tu hi dikhai deti hai

Khilkhilahat se teri khilta tha yoon jo ghar
Khamsohi ab deewar pe chaspa sunai deti hai
Jhoothi khushi se rokta hu saki main apna gam
Tanhai aa aa kar mujhe sachhi rulai deti hai

Kahte hain kaaynat me rangi hai har ek shai
tere bin kaaynat par feeki dikayi deti hai
Ret ke manind fisla ja raha hai waqt
ghari ki tik tik me teri halchal sunai deti hai

Chalte-chalte rah pe ab bahakte hain kadam
Hawa ke jhonko me tu hansti sunai deti hai
Mahfil-o-masti me tujhe ja ke kya dhundhe hum
Mehfil bhi tere bin marghat dikhayi deti hai

Har Kadam me teri hi aahat sunai deti hai
Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai
Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua mujhko
ke rat bhar khwabo me ab tu hi dikhai deti hai

Haaye Tabassum Tera, Haaye Tabassum Tera,
Dhoop Khilgayi Raat Mein,Yaa Bijli Giri Barsaat Mein,

Dekhi Teri Angadaayi, Shamma Ki Loa Thartharaayi,
Dekhi Teri Angadaayi,
Uff Yeh Hasin, Maasum Si, Jannat Kaa Jaise Savera,
Haaye Tabassum Tera,
Dhoop Khilgayi Raat Mein,Yaa Bijli Giri Barsaat Mein,
Haaye Tabassum Tera (2)...

Palkon Ki Chilman Utana, Dheere Se Yeh Muskuraana,
Palkon Ki Chilman Utana,
Lab Jo Hile, Zulphon Tale, Chhaya Gulabi Andhera,
Haaye Tabassum Tera,
Dhoop Khilgayi Raat Mein,Yaa Bijli Giri Barsaat Mein,
Haaye Tabassum Tera (2)...

Roko Na Apni Hasin Ko, Jeene Do Vallah Kisi Ko,
Roko Na Apni Hasin Ko,
Teri Hasi, Ruk Jo Gayi, Ruk Jaayega Sans Mera,
Haaye Tabassum Tera,
Dhoop Khilgayi Raat Mein,Yaa Bijli Giri Barsaat Mein,
Haaye Tabassum Tera (2)�

Usko chaha bhi to iqraar na karna aaya,
Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar na karna aaya ..
Usney maanga bhi agar kuch toh judaai maangi,
Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar na karna aaya ..